Top 10 reasons why I will never ever be a PBB housemate

1. No cellphones allowed inside the house. If you know me, you'll know.
2. There is a plasma TV courtesy of the sponsor but you can't watch anything you want unless Kuya tells you you can. And if he does let you watch something, it's just Toni you see. Where's the fun in that?
3. The PBB house is not internet-friendly? Gee, no YM and Facebook for you.
4. Shower time is like 15 minutes. What, you're not allowed to wash your hair? A quarter of an hour? Yeah, right.
5. Chocolate drink, chocolate cake or anything chocolate is no part of the daily supplies. I kinda need my sugar fix, like, everyday. Might as well announce it's the start of Lent.
6. No french fries either. No chocolate and fries? That is so how to kill me softly.
7. Wasn't a dormer in college so I don't know how people do it when they want some quiet time. Can you just tell them to shut the hell up?
8. I wasn't one of the most obedient kids in school, why would I follow someone I can't even see? And I ask a lot of questions. I will surely piss Kuya off he'll force evict me.
9. I have very low tolerance for annoying, slow, loud, messy, and eager to please people. I can almost hear it now, "Two points to Che because she doesn't talk to me." Duh.
10. I am so not telegenic. People would think they're watching PBB: The Star Wars Edition.