18 December 2011

Dear Becks


A bit late, I know. Two weeks after the Philippine Azkals versus the Los Angeles Galaxy match here in the Philippines, I thank you. For giving the Filipinos the chance to experience soccer ala Becks and for fulfilling the dreams (and fantasies) of many others--players and fans alike, a huge, huge thank you. I guess it's safe to say that you have earned my respect.

To confess, I first knew you only as Posh Spice's hubby. That I have watched enough E! News to know that you play football, or soccer, or whatever you want to call it. I learned things about you not from sports channels but from E! and TMZ.

But I have seen the Goal! movies in which you were a part of and that's the first time I saw you on a football  pitch.

Let me just say that I have never seen you play in an actual game before the Dream Cup. The Goal! movies doesn't count, right? I caught the tail end of the E! True Hollywood Story: Posh and Becks so I pretty much have an idea how big a football star you were in England before your big move to the United States.

I have read and heard about the "bend it like Beckham" phrase many times before while watching the entertainment shows from the US. Majority of which were, um, just dissing you and the wife on national TV for something you or you both did. It seems to me that America doesn't respect your talent as a football player because sometimes they are just plain mean.

I was under the impression that this Bend It Like Beckham is some sort of documentary about you, like Yao Ming's Year of the Yao or Kobe Bryant's Kobe Doin' Work. You know, something like that.

And boy am I stupid. I am this clueless. I just Googled it now, as in now that I am writing this and I learn that it is in fact a movie about football. Oh, for the love of all things holy, this isn't about you at all!

Well, that changes things.

Anyway, Becks, you came, you saw and you conquered. As much as I don't understand why you are so popular and why our national players were all so excited (giddy as a schoolgirl I kid you not) by the mere idea of playing against you, I changed my mind after the match.

Scratch that. You had me at hello. Not so much but it was a start.

You landed on Philippine soil and you were all smiles. You sure know how to work the mob, er, fans. Bloody brilliant. A reporter shove a microphone to your face and you said "Hi!" with a smile that almost reached your ears. A group of women reporters from a TV network asked for a photo-op and you grabbed the BlackBerry to take the picture yourself.

I have no words to describe how heartwarming it was to watch you with the kids at the football clinic. I assume some of them don't even speak English. And your English, is well, as English as it can get.

One could argue that you were good with kids because you have four yourself. Okay, point taken. But still, Payatas kids meet David Beckham is a once in a lifetime thing. You don't see that every day.

And you were smiling. All throughout.

Then the game. Remember I said I don't understand the popularity? I attributed it to the obvious fact that you by all and any definition is an eye candy. I thought it was just that. That you were just that. I was wrong.

Your passing skill is something, like straight out of a computer game. To say that it's calculated is an understatement. The precision is outstanding. All right, I need to stop now. I'm about to talk physics, it's bad. I was in awe, period.

Do I even need to talk about the goal? The one we saw coming but stunned us all anyway? That was one mean goal, Becks. Seriously, did you kick it in? It looked like you just touched it with your boot and then it went straight for the net. Wicked.

Though Landon Donovan stole my heart when he said he was quickly falling in love with the  Philippines just hours after getting here. And the tweet to Aly Borromeo, the Azkals' team captain, made me an instant fan. That "Kita kits!" tweet bought him a year of adoration from me.

But for Filipino football fans, the Dream Cup was The Becks Show and everybody just went along for the ride. My Landon love notwithstanding, I had to agree.

You gave us quite a show and Phil Younghusband was giddy as a schoolgirl when you gave him an autographed jersey after the match. When our best scorer is happy, we're all happy.

I wish I could say we'd love to have you back but I'm afraid we can't afford it anymore. Even if Manny Ott, our German fairy of the Azkal variety said that you are "f***ing beautiful" in an interview, we'll just content ourselves with the memory that you, David Beckham, was in Manila to play the Azkals on the third day of December 2011.

So, Becks, maraming, maraming salamat sa iyo at sa LA Galaxy.

P.S. Can you please tell Landon that we're all looking forward to his "Kita kits!" and we promise to put up a ban on too much lipstick on girls when he flies into town? Can you do that? Thanks!

28 September 2011

Cheerdance 2011 Notes

A compilation of my tweets on the most anticipated event of the season. The 2011 UAAP Samsung Cheerdance Competition in 140 characters (max).




"Ateneo always has the best costumes, the best themes, and probably the best gymnasts in all of the UAAP but they always fall short." [edited]










"Oops. May laglag na naman."

"Congrats, UP Pep! Nag-iisa kayo!"














"The thing about using props and placards is there's always that 50 percent chance of holding up the thing, and it's upside down. Oopsie." [edited]












"Gawi is playing safe. Too much safeness. Lacking in oomph."






Congratulations to the UP Pep Squad, the DLSU Animo Squad, and the FEU Cheering Squad for topping this year's edition. More luck next time to the other five teams.

22 June 2011

Dear Prosecutor Princess


Why did I ever think of watching this drama?!? The actors are killing me!! And the script, my gulay! What kind of twisted drama logic is this?! [26 February at 00:11]
Four episodes down and I still can't relate to ANY character. Prosecutor Princess is taking the cake from La Dolce Vita/Bittersweet Life as THE most time-wasting K-Drama ever. At least La Dolce has Lee Dong-Wook in it. Prosecutor Princess has who? Grrr... [26 February at 05:26]
I'm fighting a losing battle. Six episodes and still nothing. [28 February at 22:16]
Three whole months of not watching anything online and I only have you to blame, Prosecutor Princess. You killed my addiction but you know what, I ain't thanking you. And since I'm not one to drop a drama and move on to another just because it's killing me, I will finish you. I got ten more episodes to watch. You, drama, is extremely annoying, do you know that? Haisst! [22 May at 01:35]
My Facebook status messages pretty much summarize how I feel about you. The last Korean drama that annoyed the hell out of me was One Fine Day. Annoyance factor was so great that I wanted the leads to die at the finale. No kidding.

I wished the same for you, Prosecutor Princess.

Why do I hate you so much? Ah, let me count the ways.

Animax on cable is currently airing you and teasers led me to believe you are a romantic comedy in the mold of My Girl.

Wrong. Five minutes into the drama and I'm full of regrets. Your female lead is super annoying I can't find it in me to sympathize. Forget sympathy, I can't get her. And she's a lawyer? A prosecutor? She passed the bar exams with a mind that works that way? Come on.

The scene with the molested child still send chills down my spine. One doesn't need a degree in Child Psychology to know that it is the worst approach ever. Even a perfectly normal child wouldn't answer to that line of questioning.

Your male lead is stiff as a board. So is the second male lead. Their characters call for it? Bite me. Lee Dong-Wook is a lawyer with so much emotional issues in Partner but he never appeared to be that stiff. Revenge-seeking Joo Ji-Hoon is also a lawyer in Mawang/The Devil yet he managed to exude charm when needed.

And the princess' office? The first thing that came to mind? Professor Umbridge. Yes, that cat-loving, evil Ministry of Magic official from the Harry Potter series. Is your writer a fan? Of Umbridge, not J.K. Rowling.

Somehow the show's obvious resemblance although toned down, to Legally Blonde escapes my overthinking mind. Well, for one, Elle Woods is stupid-funny, your Ma Hye Ri is annoyingly stupid.

Also, what's with the lead actress' hair? It's... it's... I can't even find the words to describe it. That hairstyle completes the fashionista's overall look? Kill me now.

So what happened to everyone involved in the conspiracy to mislead and hide actual facts in the murder of which the male lead came back to Korea for? Nothing. Serving time in jail clearly isn't your priority.

I do understand what the statute of limitations is. I do. Really. But I have a problem with it being used in a drama like you did, show. There is no comeuppance. No real punishment. In Woo elaborately made all things happen to pin down Ma Sang Tae and it just ended that way?

He went bankrupt? That's enough payment? What about the others?

That's why I mentioned Mawang. What I like and absolutely love in that drama is the final scene of the two actors. They both die in the end. Fitting. Because to let one live and the other survive is doing the drama and its loyal viewers a great disservice. No one deserves to live just as no one deserves to die.

As for you, Prosecutor Princess, I wanted a tragic ending. For putting me through three months of hell. Goong S also made me stop watching at some point. It was boring. I was disappointed because it didn't have the humor and spunk Goong has. But when I decided to finally finish it, there was this sudden shift halfway and it suddenly became interesting. The last ten episodes I remember watching in one night.

You, on the other hand, doesn't pick up anywhere. I don't really understand it. I know a friend who even recommends watching you. Maybe you annoyed me too much at the start that made me shut my mind to anything good about you. I simply didn't give you a chance to recover. Is that the case?

I do not have an answer to that. Maybe. Maybe not. All I know is that I hated you from start to finish. That I didn't get my desired ending just made me, if it's even possible, more frustrated.

For now, I'm glad to be done with you. I'm moving on to another drama. A real rom-com, thank you very much. After that, another rom-com. I guess another one after that. Because you, Prosecutor Princess, totally bombed on me.

16 March 2011

10 Things I Miss About You

  1. The drums. Swear, I miss the banging. Even if it makes me incapable of hearing anything else I sure miss the drum beats.
  2. The cheers. Oh, the cheers. Some so darn good I always feel like joining in. My side or not, sometimes I don't care. Unfortunately there are also some so ridiculously-sounding and composed that I have no other choice but roll my eyes and pretend there is nothing to see and hear.
  3. The cheerleaders. I'm a frustrated cheerleader. I've had opportunities to become one, mind you. Had I known back in freshman year that the dance troupe I was being asked to audition for by my PE teacher is the same group that does the cheerleading, I wouldn't have said no. Then by senior year at my second school, pep squad coach came up to me and asked if I wanted to join the team after an almost perfect I-don't-think-I-can-ever-do-it-again cartwheel I did at the gym. The mat on the floor made me do it, okay. It was there and screaming to be used. I acted on sheer impulse. Too bad her recruitment spiel included a "you don't have to do PE if you join the squad" line. I was on my last term then, woman, there really is no more PE . I just waited for my last term to do that last PE because of scheduling hassles. I graduated a month later. So I miss them cheerleaders. The performances that put a smile on my face or a frown as the case may be, I want to see them live again. Those sprinkled around the venue for ultimate cheer-leading purposes I think I can forgive you now for shouting right at my ear a couple of times.
  4. The groupies. I hate to admit this but I sort of miss them. They are one of my pet peeves mainly because they take away my concentration. No point listening to them converse with each other as they will only make you be concerned of your own mental health.
  5. The girlfriends. They can be a source of irritation, along with the groupies, just by being there. And also because they act like you're going to steal their man, er, boy, whatever. I do have high respect though to a few who do not call attention to themselves. Additional points to those who understand everything there is to know about the reason why they are there.
  6. The alumni. They led me to where and what I am today. They made me question my loyalty and how far I was willing to go. My deepest admiration to certain groups I call the regulars, for being there all the time no matter where the venue is or how small the stakes are. But what I really miss about them is how they behave when things don't go their way. The look on their faces when a supposedly inferior team does what is unthinkable to them, is priceless.
  7. The schools. There is nothing more satisfying than to check out the competition's home base. They say understanding leads to acceptance, true that. Personally, it's easier to accept a loss if I know what they have at home that we don't. You gotta blame it on something. Better to point at some thing rather than on someone.
  8. The players. I always wonder if they ever get sick of each other's faces. They live together at the dorms, they train and practice six days a week, they even go to the same class, and then they would hang out during free time. And it's not just among teammates, they even get along with other players from other schools too. The brotherhood amazes me. Another thing about them, I take pride in knowing a player before they hit it big. Not big-superstar-MVP-big but big enough to be recognized anywhere he goes. That's when you catch them at their humblest and most natural. Because sad to say, things would change once people they aren't acquainted with start to approach and ask for photo-ops. And the thing about meeting young players is you know a potential head case when you see one.
  9. The coaches. Sometimes when I get bored during games I people watch, more like bench watch. Who else would you notice first but the coach. I find them entertaining. How they react to calls and botched plays to how they give or yell instructions amuse me to no end. Coaches from the professional league lack gentleness that is so evident in every college coach. Which makes perfect sense since the coach in the pros is doing his job and the players too are being paid to do their job. A varsity coach on the other hand treats his players as his own children, hence the gentleness. He knows that he can make or break those kids with anything that he asks and tells them to do. It's a big responsibility on the part of the coaches but to help mold young, talented and decent athletes is always a good thing, right?
  10. The atmosphere. It's different. A lot more exciting and interesting to watch, that's college basketball. It has been over two years since I last went to a live game and although the idea brings painful memories (the reasons I will explain at length in another piece) I still want to be back. I miss the live games. PBA games are fun but college ball is ten times more fun. I can attest to that. Playing for school pride is much more noble a reason than bonuses and contracts. Not that college basketball doesn't offer those but school pride more than anything is what matters most come game time. There's also the simple joy of watching young dreamers realize their dream. It is fulfilling even as a fan to see players you used to watch playing college ball make it to the pros. They made it through and you are one of the firsts to see them play.

So when will I be back to watch? Soon. I hope.

11 February 2011

Top 10 reasons why you shouldn't waste your time greeting me on V-Day

I'm recycling old post again. Pathetic. Choosing to repost than writing a new one is going to make me lose again what I had recovered two years ago. But as it is Balentayms, I don't think there is anything new I can say about the matter. This is all there is to it.

Here's something I wrote last year but edited (just a tiny bit) to adjust a time detail.

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Top 10 reasons why you shouldn't waste your time greeting me on V-Day

  1. I don't give a damn about Valentine's Day.
  2. I find it corny.
  3. I find the sight of flower-carrying girls out on the streets hilarious.
  4. I believe, along with many others, that it's just an excuse for over-the-top commercialism designed to rob you of your hard-earned money.
  5. It's not even a national holiday so why bother?
  6. Bows and arrows are for archers not cupids.
  7. It's Kris Aquino's birthday and our TV will once again be full of "Happy Birthday, Kris!" all weekend long.
  8. It takes away the Chinese New Year out of February, or at least the red part of it.
  9. Thirteen years ago I agreed to watch Titanic with a dear friend on the condition that we go days, even a week after V-Day. He died in a car accident two days before the weekend we were supposed to go see Jack and Rose.
  10. I think reasons number 1 and 9 pretty much scream I DON'T HEART V-DAY.
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Reason number 7 will drive me crazy. I just saw a teaser of her new show set to premiere this Monday. Good luck with that. Our evenings (or days) will never be as quiet as it was the last few months she's off hibernating, or pretending to be, whatever.

22 January 2011

This isn't election year yet, right?

Election na ba ulit? Why is the Vice-President texting me?

1/2 We all look to the New Year with optimism. Together, we will build the nation of our dreams - a nation where our children and the coming generations can


From: +639063569371
Received: 13:56:20 20-01-2011

2/2 live in peace, prosperity and dignity. Isang Maunlad, Maginhawa at Magandang Buhay sa Bagong Taon sa ating lahat! - Jojo Binay

From: +639063569371
Received: 13:56:35 20-01-2011

Spam, Mr Vice-President, spam. I do not want you or anyone from government texting me. I do not appreciate it. Live in peace? How can I when you know how to contact me? Oh, right, my phone isn't under my name, so I'm safe? Load of dung.

Pretty early for election and kinda late for the New Year, are we talking Chinese New Year then?

Some people are making money selling off their company's database (or a part of it) and you know what, HINDI AKO NATUTUWA!

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