To say that I love the show is an understatement. I love Pacey more than I loved any boyfriend who graced my boring existence. I guess that's why I'm still single. I haven't met my Pacey. Not that I'm complaining.
Here are some lines, mostly Pacey's, that made me smile, cry, laugh, swoon, giggle, and a host of other emotions. You gotta admit the hilarity of some lines make you feel all of those. Wait, it's a drama series? Hah! Sometimes the story sucks and the lines illogical but hey, I love the show, period.
Episode 1 The Bostonians
Jack: These guys are hot.
Jen: Give me the phone.
Jack: Why?
Jen: I’m calling Tobey and telling him you said that.
Jack: I can look.
Jen: Yeah, but you cannot. I like Tobey. Tobey's good people.
Look, you need to get some, and soon, alright, before you achieve born-again virgin status. - Jack
Jack: You know you're a lot more fun when you're with a guy. Watching you twist yourself up into these little knots of anxiety, it's highly entertaining.
Jen: Thanks. That's good to know.
Jack: You didn't think that guy was hot?
Jen: Sure, in a dumb-guy-with-a-dream kinda way.
Audrey: Couldn't you just maybe go to the library for a little while?
Joey: Do you have any idea how much time I’ve spent sex-iled in the library already this semester? It's barely October.
Audrey: Please? Pretty please and just so you know, I'm totally planning on making myself scarce once your beau gets here.
Joey: First of all, he's not my beau. And second of all, he's not coming.
Audrey: Dumpston's not coming?
Joey: Dawson.
Audrey: Hey! Have you ever had an orgasm?
Joey: Excuse me?
Audrey: Have you ever had an orgasm?
Joey: Not something I particularly like to discuss with a near stranger.
Audrey: Me? A near stranger? I am your roommate, Joey. As such, I reserve the right to raise such topics as oral sex, feminine hygiene and orgasm.
Joey: You broke up already?
Audrey: Yes. He tried to talk me into a threesome. I may be easy, but I’m not sleazy. We’re through.
Audrey: I’m afraid for you, Joey.
Joey: What are you talking about?
Audrey: I’m afraid that you’re not having the proper college experience.
Joey: I appreciate the concern, but...
Audrey: No, it’s just... you study, you know, a lot. And you never wanna go out with me.
Pacey: So tell me, what’s the latest scuttlebutt?
Jen: Ay. It’s Bora Bora, where apparently you’ve gone Kurtz.
Pacey: Ooh.
Jen: I hypothesized over that you were in fact here. But I think that everybody likes to imagine a far more exotic locale.
Pacey: And Joey?
Jen: And Joey likes to imagine you’re happy.
Pacey: Which I am.
Joey: I'm assuming I can skip the introductions.
Audrey: Totally. Let me get you up to speed. Jen is my new best friend. And Jack will hereto for be known as Joey’s very cute guy friend.
Jen: Oh, no. No, he’s Joey's very cute gay friend.
Audrey: No, really?
Jack: Pretty gay.
Audrey: And there’s nothing we can do about this?
Jack: Well, I have been kissed by two of the finest female specimens this world has to offer, and that didn’t do it.
Audrey: Both of you girls kissed this boy? That is just so unfair.
Todd: Look, you’re like what, 18?
Dawson: Yeah.
Todd: Chances are, it’s bad. And if I take a look at it and it does indeed suck, than I have to come up with some sort of BS so you don’t feel bad. And if on the off chance it’s actually good, what do I need that for? Why would I wanna be jealous of some 18-year old kid that makes better flicks than I do? Do you see my predicament?
You’ve got balls, kid. Now get off my set. You’re fired. - Todd
Joey: Okay, Jen. Are you gonna tell me his name or am I gonna have to kill you?
Jen: Shh... let’s try and not wake the dragon lady here.
Joey: Jen? Jen?
Jen: Charlie. Okay? His name is Charlie.
Joey: Charlie’s cute.
Jen: Whatever.
Jack: In a dumb-guy-with-a-dream kind of way.
Jen: Charlie’s not dumb.
Jack: Oh, someone’s smitten!
Grams: Ah, nonsense. I can sleep when I’m dead. So, how was your party?
Jen: Fine.
Joey: Jen met a boy.
Jack: Charlie. And he’s not dumb.
Grams: Well... praise the Lord and pass the sugar. And I say, it’s about time.
Episode 2 The Lost Weekend
Jack: The guy will find you and when he does, just throw yourself at him immediately because you obviously want to.
Jen: Whether I want to or not, nice girls do not hurl themselves at boys, Jack. Society at large deems that slutty and self-destructive.
Jack: That’s right, I forgot, you’re a slut. Only you haven’t actually had sex with anybody the entire time that I've known you. And if you look at the cold hard facts, I've kissed more guys than you have this past year.
Jen: Well, that’s not true.
Jack: I’ve kissed one. How many have you kissed?
Jen: One.
Jack: How many straight guys?
Jen: Okay, I... none.
Dawson: You know, it’s probably best that Joey and I are apart right now. If we spend the whole afternoon together we'll just end up saying something that we'd regret.
Audrey: Like?
Dawson: Like why I'm letting this girl ruin my life.
Audrey: Oh.
Dawson: I’m sorry, I should not be discussing this with you.
Audrey: No, hey, you don’t have to apologize to me. I live with the girl.
Charlie: Well, Jen, I guess I've learned in my vast experience that people tend to feel pretty low energy Monday mornings.
Jen: Hmm... And why is that exactly?
Charlie: Because... they generally gone out on the weekend and done something they regret.
Jen: Or not done something they regret. It is possible, you'll agree with me here, to feel more regretful for the things that you haven’t done than the things that you have, like say, failing to get somebody's phone number the first time you meet them?
Charlie: Well, Jen, you're right, that would be a tragedy. Unless the girl, excuse me, woman, involved, had blown you off pretty majorly, and apparently had a boyfriend? Tall, good-looking, dark hair...
Jen: Oh, I see. So what you're running here is a radio program for mopey straight guys who are easily threatened by obviously gay men in Abercrombie sweaters.
Pacey: Okay, okay, look, if I go see this guy, will you get off my case?
Doug: Nothing would make me happier, little brother.
Audrey: Answer the question that's on everyone’s mind. Is USC all it’s cracked up to be?
Dawson: That’s the question on everybody’s mind? What kind of circles are you traveling in?
Audrey: Oh, the Jen-Jack-Joey ones.
I came here from a small town, I like to knit, and I live with my grandmother. - Jen
Pacey: What are you doing?
Melanie: I’m paying the check.
Pacey: Why?
Melanie: Because you don’t have a job.
Pacey: You don’t have a job either.
Melanie: No, but I have a credit card and an allowance, and a trust fund. What, you’d rather pretend I don’t?
Jen: Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot! Hey, hey, why... why did you let me fall asleep?
Charlie: I wasn’t aware we were conducting some sort of vigil.
Karen: This place? Awful. But you know, people are nice and I don’t mean the customers.
Pacey: Yeah, that Danny guy seems pretty cool, I guess.
Karen: Thinks he’s a rock star. They all do. Everyone who works in the kitchen. Chicks dig him in a big way. What am I telling you for? It’s probably why you showed up here to begin with.
Pacey: As it turns out, I'm kind of a one-woman man. Provided she's the right kind.
Karen: And what kind is that?
Pacey: Well, for starters, it’s the kind that doesn't smoke.
Karen: Ouch! You really know how to hurt a girl.
Episode 3 Capeside Revisited
Audrey: This place got an amazing write-up in Time Out Boston. I'm really glad I decided to tag along.
Joey: You mean invite yourself?
Audrey: Will you stop? Nobody believes that you don't adore me.
Audrey: So do we like this Charlie?
Joey: We don't really know this Charlie. She seems to keep this Charlie pretty much to herself.
Audrey: See, that's what I miss most about not having a boyfriend. The snuggling. It's better than sex. If only guys knew how easy it was to make us happy.
Joey: Yeah, but you know what? Even if they did know, they'd still screw it up. Snuggling to them is merely just a means to an end.
Jen: I mean, I've been seeing Charlie for a week and, alright, the only thing that I really know about him is that his boxers are from the Gap.
Audrey: Well, there are worse things, you know?
Jen: Such as?
Audrey: Well, for instance, he could be a tighty-whitey guy.
Joey: Oh!
Jen: Oh, good point!
Joey: Okay, on that note, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. And when I get back, I'd like it very much if this week's episode of Sex and the City had come to an end.
Jen: Okay, Charlotte.
Dawson: Maybe I should just give it more time.
Grams: Because of your busy schedule?
Dawson: Because I... I don't even know what I'm gonna tell them.
Grams: The truth will set you free.
Dawson: The truth will tick them off.
You love academia because of the rules and you hate relationships because of the lack of them. - Audrey
Relationships are messy, that's their nature. They start messy and they end messy, and if you ever wanna have another relationship in your life, you better just stop worrying about the mess. - Audrey
Blossom: There comes a point in every man's life when he has to ask himself that one fundamental question--am I in or am I out?
Jack: Yeah. Yeah, I've asked myself that question, actually, and I think you guys really need to know the answer. I'm gay.
Blossom: You thought we didn't know that?
Jen: You can't base a relationship purely on sex.
Charlie: Now, you see, I beg to differ. Sex is a pretty big thing to have in common. I mean, what exactly are we trying to prove here? What possible reason could there be for two intelligent, responsible people who just happen to have an overwhelming physical attraction for each other to deny that attraction?
Jen: You are totally nearsighted, aren't you?
Charlie: I'm not nearsighted. I just... I just can't read really teeny things far away.
Jen: Like, I don't know, um, subtitles?
Charlie: Yes. Subtitles, alright? I hate subtitles because I can't read them without my glasses. You satisfied?
There is no right or wrong, just the consequences of your actions. - Joey
Episode 4 The Long Goodbye
Let the things you love be your escape. - Mr. Leery
Grams: Why don't you let me take her for a while, dear?
Dawson: I'm afraid I can't do that, Grams. Lily here offers a great buffer. As long as I'm holding her, people tend not to come up to me and offer their platitudes.
Dawson: So, what's yours?
Grams: My what?
Dawson: Your platitude.
Grams: I'm afraid I'm freshed out.
Dawson: Really? I thought for sure you'd whip out 'the Lord works in mysterious ways.'
Grams: The Lord and I, we... we aren't on speaking terms this week.
Dawson: You know, times like this I really wish I was more of a drug person but I don't know, starting up just seems like such a hassle.
Jen: Yeah, plus you can't really score any good dope in Capeside.
Dawson: Remember the time he caught us smoking out here?
Pacey: Yeah. I, uh, of course I remember. Sixth grade, right? I don't think I've ever seen your father so mad. Being Mitch, he had to tell us that he was just concerned for us, which was a bit of a surprise to me because if it was my father, it'd be kind of a different story. In fact, I guarantee I'd still be smoking to this day just to piss him off.
Grams: You know, every night for 46 years, I prayed the good Lord would take me first. I never wanted to go on without him. I didn't think I was capable of it. But somehow, I was. It wasn't easy but inevitably there comes a day that isn't as bad as the one before it.
Mrs. Leery: And until then?
Grams: Well, that's what prescription medication is for... Oh, it's a strange thing we do.
Mrs. Leery: What's that?
Grams: Falling in love. You share your life with another person. You... you give them your heart to the extent that losing them could... potentially destroy you. Crazy thing to do.
Mrs. Leery: You're right. It's insane.
Grams: Then why on earth do we do it?
Mrs. Leery: What else is there?
When I go, I wanna go in a way in which it makes everybody laugh. You know, like, no matter how sudden or tragic the circumstances, you just can't help but laugh. Like gettin' run over by a car full of clowns, that's kinda funny, right? - Pacey
It's not you, Dawson. Do not blame yourself for this. You wanna grieve? You go right ahead. Be my guest. But do not for one single second think that this is your fault. Because it is not your fault. You got your father for 18 years and that is a hell of a lot more than some people get. And your father did one hell of a job, Dawson. He made you into a man. And he made you into a man that people care about, and admire and respect, and most importantly, love. So, why am I doing this? I'm doing this because, once upon a time, you and I were best friends. And that means that whenever you need me, I'm here, any time, anywhere, any place. Forever. You understand that? - Pacey
Episode 5 Four Scary Stories
Grams: Now then, a truly scary story should hit you where you live, find you in a safe place, and turn it into a den of nightmares.
Pacey: Okay. Mission accomplished, Mrs. Ryan, 'cause I'm starting to feel a little freaked out.
Jack: So, I guess this is, uh, typically the time of night that we... go to sleep.
Pacey: Well, hey, don't let us stop you. Unless, of course, you're too afraid to go upstairs by yourself.
Jack: Yeah. Unless of course, you're... you're too scared to go to that creepy little floating house of yours.
Joey: Can we just go before it strikes midnight and Grams emerges looking for her lost head?
Jack: See, I knew the Grams thing runs deep. I knew it.
Episode 6 Use Your Disillusion
Audrey: So, every morning, when you go out for a jog, you’re actually...
Joey: Jogging, yes.
Audrey: You’re not just ditching me to go have some iced cap frappy thing by yourself? Because you realize, I never would have signed on for this little bonding session if I thought that real exercise was involved.
What are you so nervous about? It’s just Dawson. You guys have like known each other since you were... placenta. - Audrey
Wow! Congratulations! That's... I've no idea what that means. - Joey
You think it’s too late to transfer into his class? - Audrey
Save it, because I can smell the male bonding from behind the door. And the odor is pungent. - Karen
Pacey: I'm tellin' you, Karen, she is smart, she is feisty... I can definitely feel the love connection.
Jen: Oh, yeah? Is she flirting with you?
Pacey: Well, if we were to go back to the third grade definition of flirting.
Jen: Hair-pulling, name calling, general nastiness?
Pacey: Yes. If that's the definition, then we definitely got it goin' on.
Jen: What’s he like?
Pacey: Oh, he’s just like me, only older.
Jen: Wait, your mentor, the guy who can supposedly guide you through your life is, is just an older version of you?
Pacey: Yup.
Jen: So what you’re saying is that when you grow up, you basically wanna be yourself?
Pacey: Yeah. I’m very well-adjusted.
Jack: Don’t do that, alright? Don’t... don't... get all girlfriend-y on me.
Tobey: You know, I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that last comment.
When I first moved to Capeside, okay, everyone got to know me as... as Andie’s brother. And then it was Joey's artist boyfriend. And then I told everyone I was gay and suddenly, for the rest of high school, that's all I was--Jack, the gay guy. - Jack
Jack: I did it. I'm officially a brother. Whoo!
Jen: Congratulations. You officially sucks.
Episode 7 High Anxiety
Dawson: Am I going crazy?
Dr. Reiss: You're not crazy, Dawson. Stress manifests itself in all kinds of ways and anything as significant as the loss of a parent could easily trigger what you're experiencing.
Joey: Do you need me to take you to the health center?
Audrey: What? No, why?
Joey: You're cleaning.
Audrey: Oh, right, right, I get it. That's a joke, right? Wow, Joey Potter made a joke. Maybe I should take you to the health center.
Joey: Seriously, what is with this Martha Stewart routine?
Audrey: My mother.
Joey: What about her?
Audrey: She's in town for a day and she's coming to visit.
Joey: You mean I get to meet the woman responsible for bringing you into this world? This should be fun.
We're talking about a woman here, so self-involved and insecure that she used to borrow my clothes and hit on my boyfriends. She's like a menace to society, an enemy of daughters everywhere. Brace yourself, Jo, something wicked this way comes. - Audrey
Audrey: I can't believe you told her she looks like my sister.
Joey: What was I supposed to say? And I have to admit she does look young.
Audrey: Yeah, thanks to her two best friends, collagen and botox.
Dawson: Alright, where are you going?
Jen: Um, nowhere.
Dawson: You look pretty smokin' for a girl who's going nowhere.
Jen: Who are you?
Nora: I'm Charlie’s girlfriend. Who are you?
Jen: I'm Charlie’s girlfriend.
Joey: You know what, Mrs. Liddell?
Mrs. Liddell: Uh, Kay, please.
Joey: You know what, Kay, um, I've sat here this entire meal and listened to you do nothing but cut down on your daughter. And I don't know if you're just upset with her because she's not what you want her to be or because she's 18 and you're not. Audrey may be dramatic but at least she's never boring. And she may be interested in a lot of different things but that just makes her well-rounded. And as far as discipline goes, she obviously has a great deal because no matter what you seem to say to her, she somehow manages to grin and bear it. As you can see, I don't really have that kind of discipline. Audrey, let's go, there's a party.
Can you believe that he thought that he could actually talk us into a threesome? I mean, no offense, you're really beautiful. It's just not my scene. - Jen
Joey: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Pacey: Oh, your roommate's hittin' on me.
Audrey: Am not!
Pacey: You are, too.
Audrey: You wish.
Pacey: Hey, I just call 'em like I see 'em, lady.
Audrey: You better watch it 'cause I might just... have to... put a hole on your boat later or something.
Pacey: You got him drunk?
Jack: Yeah, he had a few beers at the house. Why?
Pacey: Well, I kinda thought that the objective was to make him feel better, sober.
Jack: I kinda thought the object here was to make him feel better, period.
Mrs. Liddell:: You don't want me to visit anymore?
Audrey: Okay, well, that would be awesome but that's not gonna happen. So... I don't know... let's just... let's try to be good to each other, okay? 'Cause I know I might be a spoiled brat but quite frankly, I'm the only one you've got. And you may be a raging psychotic but you're my raging psychotic. Do you know what I mean?
You defendeded my honor, Joey. That and you took me to a party. For once, I didn't have to invite myself along. - Audrey
Karen: What's wrong?
Pacey: Um, nothing, I was just noticing that necklace. It's nice.
Karen: Oh, thanks.
Pacey: Is it new?
Karen: No, my grandmother’s. You know, passed down through generations. Thought I lost it the other night, my mother would not have been pleased.
Pacey: Yeah, I can imagine.
Episode 8 Text, Lies And Videotape
Dawson: You never felt ridiculous…blathering on about your problems to a total stranger?
Jen: No more ridiculous than I feel about blathering on to no one on the radio.
Dawson: Hey, it’s not true. I listen.
Jen: You and Grams.
Audrey: Okay, I'm having problems with the tone of the tape though. Do I go for vamp, vixen or all-out slut?
Joey: Well, just as long as you're planning on representing all the colors of the rainbow.
Pacey: You see, now here, it's been months, and I've never actually seen the guy. How is that possible?
Karen: Well, it's like I said, he's got a really crazy schedule.
Pacey: Hmm. And when he's not standing you up, does he ever take you any place special? I don't know, maybe Boston Harbor, gigantic sailboat?
Karen: So, what? He told you?
Pacey: No, he didn't tell me. It's my boat. All this time you've been complaining to me about your boyfriend and here I've been stupid enough to actually have sympathy for you.
Karen: Who asked you to have sympathy for me?
Pacey: You didn't ask me to have sympathy and believe me I've been trying not to.
Karen: So, what, you're just gonna lay your little guilt trip on me now? You don't know anything about my life, Pacey.
Pacey: What I know is that this relationship is gonna bring you nothing but grief. And I also know that I had to look his wife in the eyes and lie, for you. Believe me, that was not too enjoyable.
Karen: Yeah. Well, you know, in the real world, sometimes people actually have to do things that are not so enjoyable, and accept things that are a little less than perfect, and compromise for reasons that sometimes people are too immature to comprehend. In which case, they should just stay the hell out of it.
Joey: I mean, people can be friends, right? Best friends. But the second sexual attraction comes into it, it's like, all bets are off as far as honesty is concerned.
Professor Wilder: So you don't think people can be both friends and lovers?
Joey: I do. I hope I do but... not at 18.
Dawson: She asked me to come three times a week.
Jen: Good.
Dawson: Good? My lack of mental health is good?
Danny: You know, I'm so sorry you're gonna be stuck back here all night. I mean, I feel like the wicked stepmother that's keeping you from the ball.
Pacey: I think my inner princess will get over it.
If he were here and we could ask him, we'd probably find out that all those reasons were more about him. His hopes, his expectations. And just because he died, doesn't mean that he gets to win the argument. - Dr. Weir
See, if you can feel comfortable... not knowing, you can learn anything, anything. And if not, well, then you've stopped before you've begun. - Professor Wilder
Karen: He just... he kissed her... right there in front of me, like I wasn't even there.
Pacey: Well, public kissing is one of the traditional benefits of marriage.
Episode 9 Hotel New Hampshire
You're talking to the king of directionless himself. What do you think I was doing with all those years of high school folly? I was perfecting the life without purpose. - Pacey
Dawson: Well... for what it's worth, the Pacey I know would... figure out a way to help the girl, no matter what the drama.
Pacey: Is that so?
Dawson: Without a doubt.
Joey: So, where's Jack?
Jen: Deep in the land of frat.
Jack: Alright, alright, alright! I may know a girl that meets the specified requirements.
Eric: Hey! I got dibs on whatever this guy's got. Okay, I've seen these quality chicks Mcphee hangs with.
Oh, and don't worry, the duplicitous sleazebag formerly known as our boyfriend Charlie is not here today. - Jen
Jen: I want corny love letters. I just don't understand why he chose her, not me. Is there something wrong with me?
Dawson: Jen, there's nothing wrong with you.
Jen: It's just, all this time, I thought he was cheating on us on equal ground, you know, but... no, she got to be the girlfriend and I was just the... floozie.
Dawson: Floozie?
Jen: Yeah.
Dawson: Jen, floozie?
Jen: It's what I am. A floozie.
Granted, the people of this town are a little... off, but who can deny that we could both use the love? And what better way to spend an evening than as girlfriend to the biggest celebrity in town? - Jen
Jen: Okay, this has gotta stop.
Dawson: What's gotta stop?
Jen: This. The people of this town are perfectly nice. And you blaming them for bad taste is obviously just a way to undermine your own artistic abilities. And you have a tremendous talent, so would you please stop putting yourself down? Or I'll have to break up with you.
Dawson: You can't break up with me. You'll never break up with me. The physical attraction is far too strong.
Jen: You got me there, tiger.
Oliver: Hi. You're really pretty.
Jen: Who's gonna argue?
Pacey: Did you sleep with me to get back at Brecher? You did, didn't you?
Karen: It's not that simple.
Pacey: No, it is that simple.
Oliver: You know, you really piss me off, Leery. I mean, I... I used to take pride in thinking that I was the only geek in America that knew who A.I. Brooks was. Seriously, though, man, your flick is fantastic. I'm blown away.
Dawson: Thank you.
Oliver: You know... you're not half the goon I thought you were.
Dawson: I'm not a, uh, Hollywood slickster?
Oliver: Okay, I... I can get a little carried away sometimes.
Dawson: Jen, this is Oliver.
Jen: Oh, yeah. Your movie was fantastic.
Oliver: Thanks. Um, and you're still really pretty.
Jen: Thank you.
Oliver: You know, I was just about to tell Dawson how lucky he is. Yeah, you guys make a great couple.
Dawson: Well, thank you.
Jen: Very much.
Jen: Did you hear that, baby? You're lucky to have me.
Dawson: That's an understatement if I ever heard one.
Joey: How do you get off talking about Audrey like that?
Jack: You yourself used to talk about her like that.
Joey: Yeah, but that's before I knew her. I wasn't going around selling her to the highest bidder.
Joey: Because it feels to me like you're hiding, Jack. Like you're pushing us and yourself away because maybe it's just easier to be another one of the meatheads.
Jack: Meathead?
Joey: Yeah!
Jack: You don't even know any of these people.
Joey: Well, I really don't want to run off and meet them all now that I know they're all wannabe pimps.
Jack: Okay, see, now, you're exaggerating, Joey. You know what? Every time something doesn't meet your standard of righteousness, you write it off like it's the worst thing on earth.
Joey: Standard of righteousness?
Jack: Yeah!
Joey: Jack, try common decency and respect.
Jack: Jo, Joey, look around. Everybody here is having a good time. Nobody's forcing anyone to be here.
Joey: That's true. No one's forcing me to be here.
Dawson: Why didn't it work out between us?
Jen: You were in love with Joey.
Dawson: No. That's too easy. I seem to recall you having broken up with me.
Jen: Yeah, but, I, oh, God. I quickly saw the errors of my ways and proceeded to, um, hurl myself at you in a very embarrassing fashion.
Dawson: That's right, you did. And I'm ashamed to admit, I really enjoyed that. I did. I loved it. Especially you being the first girl that torn my heart out and all.
Jen: I did?
Dawson: God, yeah. Temple of doom style.
Dawson: So that's what everyone's talking about.
Jen: That's it.
Dawson: Hmm... it wasn’t... what I imagined.
Jen: It's not?
Dawson: No. Everyone always told me your first time is never as good as you'd imagine it to be. That was... every bit the fantasy. And you were...
Jen: We. We were.
Dawson: You're right. We. Great.
Karen: Take care, Witter.
Pacey: Yeah, you, too, Torres.
Jen: Wish we didn't have to leave here.
Dawson: So we stay.
Jen: Stay?
Dawson: Yeah. We stay. At least a couple days. After all, this is the honeymoon suite, right?
Jen: And I am your girlfriend.
Episode 10 Appetite For Destruction
Joey: Ooh, the rice is looking kinda gummy, Pace.
Pacey: Uh, no, it's risotto, Jo. And it's not gummy, it's just absorbing the stuff.
Jack: Joey, please don't hinder the man's process, alright? I'm starving.
Audrey: Yeah, me, too. What gives with the fancy rice?
Pacey: It's risotto. And it can't just be cooked, it has to be built.
Audrey: Well, that's awesome and everything, but if the plan is for us to bond, let's just order a pizza and give each other manicures.
Joey: Audrey, aside from the fact that we said that we would have these weekly dinners and have obviously failed to do so, Pacey's cooking, on his night off, no less. I mean, we should at least welcome the break from dining hall fare.
Audrey: Yeah, well, you promised me a Grams, and I see no Grams, so the evening is clearly ruined. I'm liking the decor, however. Hey, you guys ever go crazy and eat off the plates on the wall?
Pacey: Hey, Audrey, you know that onion I asked you to chop?
Audrey: Yes. Yes, I do.
Pacey: Fork it over.
Audrey: Oh, no. I'm sorry, I thought you're just trying to make me feel included by giving me a little task to do. I didn't...
Dawson: You don't have to say anything.
Jen: Are you proposing that we sneak around, Dawson Leery? Because, you know, I am that kind of girl.
Pacey: Look, it's not supposed to be this gummy. I mean, you're supposed to serve it right away before anything has a chance to coagulate.
Jen: I'm sorry. That's probably our... ehem... my fault for the coagulation. I just didn't know that everybody was gonna be here and...
Dawson: Or that Pacey was cooking.
Jen: Right. Who could have guessed?
Jack: Already finishing each other's sentences.
Joey: Look, so they had a fun weekend together. They were kissing. And believe me, it's literally nothing I haven't seen before.
Audrey: Oh, yes, right! Joey, come on. This isn't like first week Audrey that you're talking to here. This is December Audrey. I'm wise. I've been studying your people for a great many months and I know how it works, and... and also, I know a thing or two about the casual kiss and I'm... I'm sorry but that kiss looked decidedly un-casual. I... I know that you're just this... nice country girl who grew up on a stream or whatever but, don't you know what I'm talking about?
Joey: I'm sorry. Uh, what's the topic at hand?
Audrey: Well, that clearly relations were had. You know, scantily clad and possibly fully naked relations?
Joey: Oh, thank you for that image.
Audrey: I'm sorry. It just seems like you need a little slap in the face. Come on, woman, a reaction, please.
Joey: I'm sorry to disappoint you but I don't have a reaction.
Pacey: Well, first off, why aren't you eating your risotto? But second and far more importantly, why, oh, why, did you choose to take the lovely and talented Jen Lindley away for the weekend?
Jack: A woman even my tribe can't resist.
Pacey: A woman who has tugged at the heartstrings of rehabilitated rebels and frat boys alike, and here you are not sharing the details?
Dawson: I got nothin' to share.
Jack: You can call me crazy but I don't think Joey's gonna mind a little kissing, unless of course, something more happened.
Pacey: Now, there's an interesting idea, but what more could have happened?
Dawson: Guys, I'm not gonna go over the bases with you.
Pacey: I didn't say bases. Did you say bases?
Jack: Guys, we don't need details.
Dawson: Alright, I'll be right back.
(Dawson leaves)
Pacey: Bases is plural.
Jack: He did.
Pacey: You think?
Jack: Definitely did. You feel different?
Pacey: I do. I do. I feel different. I mean, here we have Dawson Leery walking amongst us and I gotta tell ya, I'm a little worried that maybe he wasn't prepared. We didn't even get a chance to have the talk. How do you know?
Jack: It's not so much him as it is her. I mean, sick as it sounds, I know the look.
Pacey: Oh, man! You know, we almost did, too.
Jack: I know. I know. Come to think of it, we almost did once, too.
Pacey: What do you think it takes?
Jack: A virgin and a straight guy.
Pacey: Damn!
Man, last week, she told me that um... she couldn't think of anybody better to take care of you than me. I don't think this is what she had in mind. - Jen
Okay, okay. But seriously, where's the Grams? You guys have been evading the question all night. What do you, like, keep her upstairs in the attic or something? - Audrey
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. What can I do to make you feel more comfortable? Audrey, everyone's treating me like a delicate little flower in there. No thanks to these emergency rushes to the kitchen on the half hour.
Audrey: Well, what is wrong with you? Why aren't you a delicate little flower? Have you no soul? Just a black, black void?
Audrey: Um, Pacey, don't the salads usually come first?
Pacey: Well, Audrey, those with sophisticated tastes usually save the salad for the third course because it cleanses the palette before dessert.
Joey: Don't listen to her, Pace. She can't even work the dorm microwave.
Audrey: Well, I didn't have one growing up, okay? My mother was afraid of radiation poisoning. Little did she know there were more dangerous things in the house like her.
Pacey: Dawson, I'm sure she'll be right in.
Dawson: Trust me, I'm in no mood to cause a scene. I'm just gonna see if she's okay.
Pacey: Like I'm all for scene causing. I wanna serve the guy up as garnish for the third course but, don't be that guy. And I know you, man, you're ten times better than that guy.
Dawson: Charlie? I should hope.
Pacey: Not just Charlie. The guy who needs to check in long before the check in is due. If you start your relationship with Jen off like this, panicking every time she leaves the room, rushing out to size up the competition, which is, really, let's be honest, what you're doing here, then the whole thing is gonna have this needy overtone that believe me, is a rocky road best left untraveled.
Dawson: That guy doesn't sound a heck of a lot like me. Why do I get a feeling you're this guy?
Pacey: 'Cause generally you're a very wise man.
Then what happened? Dawson, how did I go from being on the corner of possibility to being nothing at all. - Joey
Joey: And you feel like you can't be yourself around me.
Dawson: No, Joey, you're just hearing what you wanna hear.
Joey: No, I think I'm hearing what you're afraid to tell me.
Dawson: Joey, it hurts to be around you. When I see you even from across the room, it brings up a thousand memories, not just of us, but of my entire life before. It's like I'm frozen in this place that I can't bear to be. I care about you so much. As long as I can remember, everything's always come back to you and you, no matter what was happening between us, even the thought of you is at least a constant comfort but... I can't go back. It just... it hurts.
Pacey: Good to know that I salvaged something though I promise that next time we do this, it will be much, much easier.
Joey: Next time?
Pacey: Oh, yeah. We can't quit now. You don't stop riding a bike just 'cause you smash into a tree.
Dawson: It's only natural, guys, that we drift apart a little bit. I mean, trite as it sounds, we're not in high school anymore.
Audrey: Do you guys know how lucky you are? I mean, I can't even name two people that I still talk to that I knew when I was 15. Maybe you shouldn't be taking it for granted. And plus, you know, none of them can cook and they're all hepped up on goofballs.
Jen: It's actually kind of amazing that we all still know each other.
Joey: And I guess we can't really expect each other to... be exactly as we were when we first met.
Dawson: That's a lot to expect.
Joey: A lot to live up to.
Jack: Well, we're all still sittin' here. Must be something worth sticking around for, right?
Audrey: Well, sure, I mean, the dessert... oh, and the lifelong friendships.
Dawson: I'll toast to that.
Audrey: Whoo! Is this the Grams? Oh, no offense, but you're kinda a lot cooler than I thought you'd be.
Grams: Oh, yes, I do seem to get that quite a bit. And you would be?
Audrey: Oh.
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Ryan, this is my roommate Audrey.
Grams: Oh, so this is the Audrey. Your reputation preceeds you.
Audrey: Oh, well, it usually does.
Audrey: Yeah, I'm with, um, Pacey, always a pleasure. You can make me a tart anytime.
Pacey: Be careful what you wish for.
Audrey: Okay. You got that one for free.
Jen: So I figure that I've heard a piece of everybody's mind today except yours. Hit me with your best shot.
Pacey: Well, I'm sorry, Jen, but I can't help you there. You'll get no judgments out of me.
Jen: But that's awfully disappointing because Pacey's judgments are the best kind.
Pacey: Well, how about this? I would be satisfied if everybody would just do what makes them happy and left it at that.
Jen: But the planets would collide and the sea would boil over with blood.
Pacey: And don't I know it? But, you did seem happy. At least for the first five minutes. Maybe not so much after that.
Jen: Thank you.
You know what, though? No offense, but being cooped up with Professor Potter all night is quickly losing its allure. Would you mind if I tagged along, Jack? - Audrey
Okay, we are so going to a gay bar. Your efforts to set me up definitely call for revenge. - Audrey
The things we really want always seem like a good idea at the time. - Pacey
And I am a firm believer that things happen for a reason. And things have a wonderful habit of working themselves out regardless of how you may plan them to the contrary. - Pacey
Episode 11 Something Wild
Pacey: How's vacation going?
Bessie: Behold the human vegetable.
Dawson: I just want to savor the significance of this moment. This is the first time I’ve actually brought a girl home.
Jen: Well, I'd hate to ruin the moment for you but I think that I’m actually going through a rite of passage here, too. This is the first time that I’ve been brought home.
Dawson: Really?
Jen: Yeah, usually I get brought to a motel.
Dawson: We've already done that.
Joey: You know, there's a fundamental difference between having a thought and actually acting upon it.
Pacey: That's true, and there's also a fundamental difference between saying that you're gonna change and actually doing it.
Audrey: But we had this big fight about money and they even suggested I get rental boots. Can you believe that?
Pacey: Well, what's wrong with rental boots?
Joey: Hard to coordinate with a hot pink bunny suit.
Don't worry, I already told Audrey not to show up looking like a showgirl tomorrow to work. - Pacey
Pacey: So then you're not chewing me out?
Danny: No, I'm promoting you. Which means I'm giving you a 20 percent increase in your salary.
Pacey: Okay, you have to forgive the look of shock on my face but I'm... shocked.
Okay, seriously, is there a note in here that says "I’m screwin' with you, Witter?" - Pacey
Audrey: Ooh. Speaking of which, now there is a highly kissable boy.
Joey: Cute.
Audrey: Cute? Come on, Joey. That guy is gorgeous.
Joey: Okay, he's gorgeous and... familiar.
Audrey: You, we have to plot some smart, subtle way for you to meet him.
Joey: How about I go up to him and say, "Aren't you Charlie, the guy who dicked over Jen?"
Audrey: That's Charlie? Charlie the jerk?
Joey: In the flesh.
Audrey: Ooh! Such beautiful flesh for a jerk. Jen has good taste in men. I mean... musicians, you know? These guys rock.
Pacey: Hey... I know that voice.
Joey: Audrey’s excited about her new job. And when Audrey’s excited about something...
Pacey: How did we ever get through high school without that girl?
Charlie: I've never done this before.
Joey: Really?
Charlie: Yeah.
Joey: So, you must have used a different tact with Jen Lindley, huh?
Charlie: Um... Joey, the smart girl from Worthington.
Joey: Charlie, womanizer from Boston Bay.
Charlie: Yeah, this is deeply humiliating. But hey, you can't blame a guy for trying.
Joey: No, but you don't have to have a drink with him.
Joey: You again?
Charlie: Hey, what can I say? I don't give up easily.
Joey: You know, helping a girl get a drink doesn't absolve you from cheating on her friend.
Charlie: I'm not looking for absolution. I'm looking for a second chance.
Joey: Well, Jen is not currently swimming in the available pool right now. Maybe you haven't heard.
Charlie: I'm talkin' about you.
Joey: A second chance with me? I didn't realized you ever had a first.
Pacey: Do you think it's possible she went home?
Audrey: I don't know. Maybe she met somebody. We sort of made this pact we were gonna kiss some boys tonight.
Pacey: Doesn't sound like a pact that Joey would make.
Audrey: Okay, well, I made it without her, but she was there.
Audrey: Oh, my God! That can't be the same girl that sleeps in my room! Who is that girl?!
Pacey: That is 'other Joey.'
Don't ever call me uptight! - Joey
Dawson: You are so beautiful.
Jen: Okay, apology accepted.
Dawson: Just like that? I had, like, a very impassioned... speech.
Jen: Yeah, I don't really need it.
Dawson: I'm prepared to grovel.
Sometimes there are things that you don't even want the people who are close to you to know about. - Audrey
And he actually told me that he was proud of me. It's the first time in my entire life I have ever heard him say those words--he's proud of me. - Pacey
Pacey: Parents are strange creatures.
Audrey: I know. From another planet, right?
Pacey: Lord.
Episode 12 Sleeping Arrangements
Dawson: You know, I never really thought you were that into makeup.
Jen: You have no idea how much makeup it takes to look like you're really not that into makeup.
Audrey: (to Pacey) Hey, gorgeous!
Danny: You never call me gorgeous.
Audrey: That's because you're old enough to be my father, Danny.
Danny: Ouch.
Jack left this (Gameboy Advance) behind. It must be the work of the devil. It's had me under it's spell for two hours now. - Grams
Grams: You're right, it has been a bit strange. But I'd like to think I've come a long way over the past few years with Jennifer’s help. Once upon a time, I couldn't even say the word penis.
Dawson: You know, it would... it would be fine by me if you never said it again.
Grams: Can do.
Audrey: So, are you gonna tell me what's wrong or am I gonna have to punch you in the face?
Pacey: How are you so sure there's something wrong with me?
Audrey: Well, because usually you're so high energy which can be kind of annoying but I have to say something, high-energy Pacey is way cooler than sullen Pacey.
Audrey: So what's the problem? That's like your whole thing, right? The young man and the sea routine.
Pacey: Well, thank you for making it sound so stupid but yes, it is my thing and I would be lying if I didn't tell you that I was ecstatic at the prospect of getting back out there.
Audrey: So, how did he take it?
Pacey: He was really great about it, actually.
Audrey: I don't know why you're so surprised.
Pacey: What do you mean?
Audrey: I don't know why you're surprised he was great about it. I mean, the people that care about you, they just want you to be happy, right?
Audrey: And then, of course, I mean... there is that other reason, too.
Pacey: Oh, yeah? What's that?
Audrey: Duh. You totally want me.
Pacey: Audrey, if you're attracted to me, you can just say so. We don't have to play all these childish games.
Audrey: Um, Pacey, you're really nice and everything. It's just that... I don't know, you're kind of... boring.
Pacey: Boring? I'm boring? You think I'm boring?!
Audrey: Yeah, I don't know. It's hard to explain really. It's just the whole walking on water thing. It doesn't really do it for me.
Pacey: I'm not boring! I'm not boring. Did you ever stop to think that you might not actually be my type either?
Audrey: No!
Pacey: No?
Audrey: No! Guys don't have types.
Pacey: What do you mean guys? Of course, guys have types. Are we not human? Do we not have feelings?
Audrey: Pacey!
Pacey: Yes?
Audrey: I have boobs. You would sleep with me.
Pacey: Well... I don't think that I could, actually.
Audrey: Erectile dysfunction?
Pacey: No, not erectile dysfunction. You're just too bawdy for me.
Audrey: Ew! Bawdy?! You make it sound like I'm Bette Midler or something.
Audrey: Listen, be careful, use redundant forms of birth control, and don't push her head down. Girls don't like that.
Pacey: You think?
Audrey: Good night, Pacey.
Audrey: Waitressing is a bitch!
Joey: Nice entrance.
Audrey: Oh, my feet feel like one enormous blister.
Joey: I told you not to wear those shoes.
Audrey: Oh, okay. It's official. You do know everything.
Pacey: Thank you so much, Audrey.
Audrey: You never told me it was a secret.
Pacey: Well, I never told you that it wasn't, either.
Audrey: You know what, whatever. I don't have time for semantics, Pacey.
Pacey: This is a truly beautiful sextant, but... I can't accept it.
Dawson: Yes, you can.
Pacey: No, no. I actually can't because... I'm not going anywhere.
Dawson: You're not?
Pacey: No. I'm staying right here.
Joey: Why?
Jack: Not that we're complaining or anything.
Jen: Right, yeah, what he said. But why?
Pacey: Well, because... Boston ain't half bad. And for the first time in my life, I don't really feel like I have anything to run from. And because I don't think Civilization will survive without me.
Audrey: Let's not forget the fact that you want me.
Pacey: Well, that goes without saying.
Audrey: Oh.
Jen: This is good. This is good.
Pacey: Yeah, this is very good. I'm happy about it but unfortunately now I find myself without a place to live...
Jack: You know there's always room for one more at Grams' house.
Pacey: Thank you but no thank you.
Audrey: Well, face it, Pace, you're stuck with us.
Pacey: Ah, yes I am.
Episode 13 Something Wilder
Audrey: Whoa! Whoa! Am I interrupting? Are there naked people in here?
Joey: No!
Audrey: Oh. Bummer.
Audrey: Someone's got a boyfriend.
Joey: Audrey, your elementary school methods of taunting aren't gonna work this time.
Audrey: Who's got a boyfriend? Joey's got a boyfriend!
Joey: Okay, okay, tickle me one more time, I swear I will bite you.
Jen: Why do I feel like all the boys are looking at me?
Jack: Well, because all the boys are looking at you.
Jen: Oh, first of all, uh, I just wanna reiterate, Audrey, that you don't have to use your full name every time that you call in to the radio show because it's supposed to be confidential.
Audrey: Yeah, well, I have nothing to hide, sugar plum.
Jen: I don't wanna see you close the door on possibilities, Audrey. I wanna see you open up. Let the sunshine in.
Audrey: Okay, I'm sorry. I wanted to talk to Jennifer Lindley.
Jack: I said I'll make it up, alright? You don't have to worry about it.
Blossom: I hope not. Maybe you should be studying instead of playin' football. We got a quiz in Socio comin' up, don't we?
Jack: I don't see you studying.
Blossom: Well, that's because I'm not on academic probation.
Pacey: How very Marcia Brady of you, Jo. So, tell me, who are the lucky contestants?
Audrey: Well, behind door number one, we have nice guy.
Joey: His name is Elliot, for God's sake.
Audrey: A sweet young lad who's quite smitten with our Joey. Cute, funny, wears sweater vests, which is the only strike against him thus far.
Pacey: That's bad. So, who's behind door number two?
Joey: Can we not do this?
Audrey: Ah, yes, the professor. The forbidden fruit, if you will.
Joey: He's not fruit. He's my teacher. And it's not a date, it's an academic group activity with the entire...
Audrey: Well, which doesn't mean that it couldn't end up with date-like circumstances, the two of you wrapped around each other like squid.
Joey: Oh, beautiful image, Audrey, but not one that I'm entertaining.
Audrey: Alright, listen, I'm all for you bedding down with the gorgeous professor.
Pacey: Oh, yeah. Been there, done that. It's good.
Audrey: Boyfriends are time-consuming things and... some people think that they're ready but they're not and... it's not just going to dinner a bunch of times and gettin' greasy afterwards.
Pacey: It's not?
Audrey: No! It's letting your guard down. You know, getting past the small talk and really allowing yourself to be intimate with somebody new.
I always prefer to get my advice from people who are far more dysfunctional than I am. That way I feel good about my life. - Pacey
Why don't you give him 20 dollars and tell him to get a lap dance? - Jen
Stop wasting your time wishing that you were somebody else and... grab hold of what you have coming to you. Because you never know when it's gonna come your way again. - Audrey
Pacey: So, do you wanna talk to me about it?
Jack: About what?
Pacey: About whatever it is that's making you do this to yourself, man.
Jack: What exactly am I doing to myself, Pacey?
Pacey: Well, for starters, you're flunking yourself out of school. And you can talk to me all you like about makeup exams 'cause believe me, I'm the king of makeup exams. And you can tell me that the whole thing's crap and you don't care about your grades but I'm not gonna buy that, Jack, especially not from you. 'Cause I know how hard you worked to get yourself into college. I know that it must terrify you, to be on academic probation. And it terrifies you because you just don't know how you got to this point, right? All you're doing was cuttin' loose, havin' a little bit of fun, I mean, believe me, man, I understand that. I've been there. I know what it's like.
Jack: What do you want from me, huh?
Pacey: Nothing. Uh... I'm just curious. I'm just curious 'cause from my perspective, you're flunking out of school and you're drinking like you got a death wish, all so you can hang out with a bunch of guys who pretty much attacked you last night.
Jack: They didn't attack me last night.
Pacey: They didn't attack you?
Jack: No.
Pacey: Jack, it was ten on one in there. And they left you here, bleeding, just in case you forgot. So I'm just curious. Is it worth it? Are they worth it?
Episode 14 Guerilla Filmmaking
Amateurs. I'm surrounded by amateurs. - Dawson
Pacey: Audrey, I would like to introduce you to my good friend Gina.
Rina: Excuse me?
Pacey: What?
Rina: What's my name?
Pacey: Ehem.
Rina: My name is Rina. R-I-N-A.
Pacey: Which is what I said, Rina. Didn't I say Rina, Audrey?
Audrey: You said Gina.
(Rina storms out)
Pacey: (to Audrey) Thank you.
Pacey: Oh, come on, sweetheart, don't leave angry. Or if you must, at least don't drive angry.
Rina: Have a nice life, Stacey!
The real problem is that Oliver is without a doubt, the most pathetic excuse for a thespian that's ever been. - Dawson
Jack and Grams have more sexual chemistry than these two. - Dawson
Charlie: I knew it. I knew you could never live without me.
Jen: Oh, on the contrary, I actually plan to spend the rest of my life living without you, Charlie, but... I need a favor.
Charlie: A favor? Now, why on earth would I do you a favor?
Jen: You get to make out with a really hot girl.
Charlie: Okay. Step into my office.
Yeah, procrastination. It's the only skill we ever learn in college. - Jack
Jen: A world of pain. Charlie, one step closer and you're entering a world of pain.
Charlie: You know, Dawson, buddy, it's difficult to really become the character here when she is not giving me anything to work with.
Jen: Acting tip: It's called using your imagination.
Eric: What was it like when you realized you were gay?
Jack: Well, it wasn't like that, you know? It wasn't like I woke up one morning from an especially nasty dream about Robert Downey, Jr. and I said to myself, "Hey, I must be gay."
Eric: Well, what was it like?
Jack: Well, you know... so many people just, they spend so much of their lives just locked up in this cage inside themselves. And they never even know they have the key all along. That's how it was for me. I, I can't tell you when I first realized it, you know. I don't know, at some level, I think I've always known it. Probably just like you've always known you're straight. It wasn't about realizing that I was gay, it was about realizing that it was alright.
Eric: You're an amazing guy, Jack. You know that? You really are. You're the kind of guy that I wanna be.
Audrey: Cut! Cut!
Dawson: Cut.
Audrey: I'm sorry, okay? It's just that my co-star Charlie Sheen over here, is ramming his tongue down my throat. Hey, I feel like he's looking for my diaphragm.
Charlie: Foiled again.
And, uh, Pace? I see the boom dip into my frame, I begin to forget our friendship. - Dawson
Audrey: I'm sorry. I can't work like this, okay? It's completely unprofessional. And it's just... it's too intense with you standing right there next to me.
Pacey: Huh?
Audrey: You're a terrible boom operator. - Audrey
Pacey: So, Dawson, let's say that, hypothetically speaking, I might have some insight into why your ingenue is so exasperated today, and let's also say that, hypothetically speaking, I might be mildly culpable for her exasperation. Which really isn't that important, okay? I'm sure it's nothing. Forget I mentioned it.
Dawson: Pacey, my patience is wearing just a little bit thin.
Pacey: Okay, well, uh, here's the thing. I kissed her.
Dawson: You idiot. Didn't anybody ever tell you the first rule of the universe?
Pacey: Uh, yeah. That energy is conserved.
Dawson: First rule of the universe is never get involved with an actress.
Joey: Pace, why did Dawson insist you come along on this mission? Did something happen between you and Audrey?
Pacey: No. No! Of course not. Because if there's something happening between me and Audrey, we'd be full of terrible, awful things, right?
Joey: Pacey, you're an idiot.
Pacey: Okay. If one more person calls me an idiot, I'm really gonna start feeling bad about myself.
Joey: Don't you think I'd prefer you hooking up with someone amazing like Audrey rather than some random ditz who's name you can't even remember in the morning?
Pacey: Hah! I can remember her name.
(Joey knocks)
Audrey: Go away. Severe flooding. Out of order.
Joey: Audrey, it's me. I'm with Pacey. We're coming in.
Pacey: What do you mean? I can't go in there. That's the ladies room.
Audrey: I don't deserve to talk to you. I don't even deserve to be in the same lavatory as you.
Joey: Why, because you kissed Pacey?
Audrey: What? You told her? How could you? Amateur.
Joey: Audrey, Pacey didn't tell me. I intuited.
Audrey: That's amazing, Joey. You're very intelligent.
Joey: Next stop, rocket science.
Audrey: That our friendship is like the special-est thing that I’ve found since I came here, what do I do? I stepped on it. I betray you. Why? Because I'm weak when it comes to men.
Joey: You're not. Okay, maybe you are weak. But kissing Pacey is not weak. In fact, it could be the smartest thing either one of you has done for a long time.
Pacey: Really?
Audrey: You think?
Audrey: You're like... giving us permission?
Joey: You don't need my permission. I'm giving you my blessing... for what it's worth.
I want you to listen to me closely because you're never gonna get anything like this again. You know the truth. You know what really happened in that room and what didn't, and you're gonna have to live with that. And believe me when I tell you, Eric, you've got some serious issues to deal with and you need some serious help. I really hope you find it. - Jack
Jack: You alone?
Jen: No, I got the Vienna Boys Choir with me.
Jack: Can we put the biting sarcasm to rest?
Jen: You waiting for a bus?
Jack: Nope. I'm just sitting here being cold.
Jen: What's happened to you?
Jack: Oh, it's hard to say. I seem to remember the... two of us hanging out in front of that coffee stand at the beginning of the year. Then dumb-guy-with-a-dream comes up and invites us to a fraternity party and... everything after that's kind of a blur. Jen, can I ask you a question?
Jen: You can ask me a question.
Jack: Did you like Notting Hill?
Jen: Are you kidding? I love that movie.
Pacey: You were amazing out there tonight.
Audrey: Was I?
Pacey: Yes, you were. And then of course, there's that... that thing that you do. How do you do that thing?
Audrey: What thing?
Pacey: You smile and the whole world lights up.
Audrey: Acting.
Pacey: Beats the hell out of work.
Episode 15 Downtown Crossing
Mugger: Well, the point is, I love my wife. I love my daughter. But... I am who I am. Nothing's gonna change that. I mean, you wanna know why people do the things that they do. There is no why, sweetheart. They just do.
Joey: That's crap. If you really loved your daughter, if you really loved her, you wouldn't do those things.
Mugger: No, you're wrong. I do love my daughter. I love her very much. I love her so much it's easier just being stoned. You know, it's not like I can overcome every tragic flaw I have. It's just not possible, you know?
Joey: Let me ask you a question, she comes to you in 15 years and asks you why you couldn't get over yourself for her, and what do you say?
Mugger: Grow up. Get on with your life. Don't blame me.
Joey: I really admire that tough-guy bravado. You know what, it just doesn't track. You obviously cared enough to wanna get that money back. And now it looks like you're gonna die alone. How does that feel?
Mugger: Big deal. Everybody dies alone.
Joey: Great. Good answer. Well, I'll let you get to it. Have a nice after-life.
Episode 16 In A Lonely Place
Pacey, clearly, when you and I had sex, we created some sort of... a cosmic imbalance, okay? Like a karmic disturbance, if you will, and what this means is that bad energy is seeking us out. Okay? It's here, and it's hovering. - Audrey
Pacey: Look, I know for a fact that's she's going to that concert thing with Jen tonight and I'm sure they're just in there pimping away right now.
Jack: Primping, not... not pimping.
Jack: I mean, Joey getting mugged has nothing to do with you and Audrey having sex.
Pacey: Finally, someone who agrees with me. So look, could you just go up there and send her down, please?
Jack: No. They're gone. They're gone. Uh, pimped out of here ages ago. Sorry.
Jen: Uh, just to set the record straight, you may be here on some misguided, hormonally charged attempt to get the Pacey out of your system?
Audrey: Which you promised not to comment on.
Dawson: You used to know this stuff.
Joey: Wrong. I only pretended to know stuff like this so that you would be impressed with me.
Dawson: You are way more of a girl than I ever imagined.
Jack: So, how long have you been talkin' to that guy?
Pacey: I don't know. Couple minutes. Who cares? What's important is that he is this far away from giving us a write-up.
Jack: What's he want in return?
Pacey: Uh-huh... You don't think that he thinks that I'm...
Jack: Yeah. Unless some time in the past few minutes you've just... happened to mention the fact that, uh, gee, I don't know, you're not gay.
Pacey: Jack, look at me, okay? Really look at me. I'm a schrub, okay? I'm not gay-friendly. I would be an insult to gay-dom.
Jack: Okay, you might have a point there but the guy was hangin' on your every word.
Pacey: Sure he was. So?
Jack: So, you're not that interesting.
Pacey: I'm not?
Jack: No! He... look, nobody listens that hard, okay? Unless, they're just tryin' to, you know...
Pacey: Oh. Interesting.
Jack: What?
Pacey: Well... I think for the first time in my life, I understand what it must be like to be a woman. A really hot woman.
Jack: Oh. Uh... not that hot.
Pacey: I'm not?
Jack: Not really.
Jack: But... what are you gonna do when he asks you for your number, huh?
Pacey: I will look him right in the eye and give him your phone number.
Audrey: So I... made this deal with God. I said, "God, please let Joey be okay. Like really and truly okay, and I will walk the path of moral righteousness. I will do everything right for a change."
Wynn: So no more trying to pick up guys in rock and roll bands?
Audrey: Well, God doesn't want me to be nun.
Jack: Now.
Pacey: Right. Um, Jeff, there's something I gotta tell you. I'm not, um, the thing is, I'm not totally... totally, uh...
Jeff: Available? You're not available. That's what you're trying to say.
Pacey: Yes. That's exactly what I'm trying to say.
Jeff: I sort of suspected. You seem very... together.
Pacey: And we are.
Jeff: Well, it was nice meeting you both. You know, I don't usually do this but what the hell. If you guys ever break up, give me a call sometime.
[Jeff leaves]
Pacey: What just happened right there? I think that I should be insulted on several different levels about that.
Jack: Pacey, you're not gay.
Pacey: Well, I know that and you know that but he doesn't know that. So far as he's concerned, you're my boyfriend!
You kissed your professor. You kissed the guy who gives you grades. - Dawson
You know, that’s... that's kind of the essence of Audrey, isn't it? I mean, she just zeroes in on the one thing that you're slightly afraid of, and then she just does not take no for an answer. That's a good quality to have in a person. - Jack
Pacey: She need a ride?
Audrey: She's, um, got a car.
Pacey: Do you need a ride?
Audrey: I need a life.
Pacey: Yeah, you do, don't you?
Episode 17 Highway To Hell
Yeah! You know, this is really hot and everything but the thrill of knowing that Joey could walk in the door at any minute is kinda wearing off. - Audrey
Well, these make-out sessions used to be very old-school charming but now it's quickly moving into the realm of slutdom. Your car, my dorm room, the coed bathroom... A lady must be courted, Pacey. - Audrey
Joey: I mean, if I do this, which apparently we've decided I am, eh, it's for the fun experience of it, not Charlie, just to clarify.
Audrey: Well, duly noted. Now, let's go pick out an outfit. And not from your closet, okay? From mine.
Dawson: Wow, I feel really old and boring all of a sudden.
Jen: Why? Just because Grams didn't catch us in a compromising position?
Dawson: Yes, exactly.
Jen: You know, not every morning has to begin with an embarrassing Grams encounter.
Pacey: And you'll let me pick the music?
Audrey: If you must. It'll be fun, Pacey, come on! There are worse ways to spend your Saturday then traveling the open road with a couple of hotties.
Pacey: True, that. But I still don't like the idea of catering to chip mark and his merry band.
Audrey: Charlie Todd.
Pacey: I don't want to know the guy's actual name.
Audrey: I just don't want you to feel out of the loop or anything.
Pacey: This guy is not even in our social circle. I mean, sure he circle around it like a vulture but he's not actually in the circle, you know what I mean?
Joey: I'm really sorry, Pace. Nobody planned on this.
Pacey: I beg to differ. I'm pretty sure laughing boy over there planned this. "I missed my ride." You know that this guy is just stalking Joey.
Audrey: Hello?! Present love interest standing right in front of you.
Pacey: It has nothing to do with that. I just saw what this guy did to Jen. I don't want him to do it to another one of my friends.
Charlie: Hey, Pace?
Pacey: Yeah, Chuck.
Charlie: Look, I don't mean to be a backseat driver or anything but we kind of need to put the pedal to the metal, if you know what I mean.
Pacey: Did he really just say that to me?
Audrey: Yeah.
Audrey: What are you doing?
Pacey: Anger management. This one's for me. Chuckles, get out of my car.
Charlie: What's the problem?
Pacey: There's no problem. We're leaving and you're hitchhiking.
Hey, guys, guess what? You're both very masculine and the girls are impressed. Can we just go now? - Audrey
Charlie: Ugh! What is his problem?
Joey: What is your problem? The guy is giving you a ride because he happens to be a decent person. Why did you find it necessary to speak?
It's nothing. I just... he's just that guy. When you and Dawson were making that movie together, I had to watch him shove his tongue down your throat like 40 times while you and I were still working out this whole thing, okay? So when I see him, yeah, I wanna punch him in the face and fine, if that makes me a bad guy, I guess I'm a bad guy. But when I see the two of you together, it drives me crazy, okay? And I wish that I could really impress you right now by saying something self-assured but I can't because I care and that's just the best I can do. - Pacey
Audrey: I can't believe you wanna... punch a guy in the face for me, Pacey. It's so... disturbingly cute.
Pacey: Really?
Audrey: Really.
Pacey: Well, you know, I understand it's no Potter B&B but wouldn't you just hate to miss out on any of the local charm?
(band's van leaves)
Charlie: Hey, sounds good to me, man. I'm... I'm wiped.
Audrey: Well, would you look at that? The gentlemen agree on something.
Joey: Shocking.
Charlie: Look, I'm just trying to cut to the chase here. I mean, why... why do we always have to banter? Why can't we just have a serious conversation?
Joey: Why do we need to have a serious conversation?
Charlie: We don't, I guess. Look, I just can't figure out why you wouldn't want to make a new friend. I mean, all the rest of your friends are sleepin' together.
Charlie: You know, those are two of the most high-maintenance women known to man and somehow, you managed to wrangle both of them.
Pacey: High-maintenance is really just another way of saying high-quality, huh.
Charlie: That's a nice way of looking at it. So then tell me something, why are we suddenly starting to have a normal conversation?
Pacey: I don't know, really. That was a nice thing that you did out there tonight. And maybe I just got tired of hating you so intensely but make no mistake, if you do anything to hurt Joey, I will make you regret it for the rest of your waking days.
Charlie: Yeah, I figured that. So you only kinda hate me now?
Pacey: If I were you, I wouldn't take that so personally. It's not a short list.
Pacey: If he tries anything unsavory, you know where to find me, right?
Joey: I think I can handle him.
Pacey: After watching you lull a biker bar into submission tonight, I'm pretty sure you could handle Charlie. In fact, I bet if you wanted to, you could break his heart into a million pieces.
Joey: If I wanted to do such a thing.
Pacey: Of course. Poor guy.
Episode 18 Cigarette Burns
Joey: And you know what's really surprising?
Dawson: What?
Joey: Charlie.
Dawson: What about?
Joey: He's... shockingly good.
Dawson: I know. It kills me. The guy's brilliant. In real life, the guy barely passes for human but on-screen he's got something. I don't know what it is but it works.
Pacey: Where... on earth... did you learn how to do that?
Audrey: National Geographic.
Audrey: But most guys lose consciousness somewhere in the middle.
Pacey: How many guys have you done that with?
Audrey: Enough to know you've got staying power.
Pacey: I'm as glad as you are. I am more glad. I am gladder. Gladdest. And I can't feel anything below my waist. Is that supposed to happen?
Audrey: Give me another hour, you'll be in a coma.
Grams: Get a hold of yourself, Jennifer.
Jen: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What, what was that, that you were doing with the kissing? Why did you... did you... young lady, do you have a boyfriend?.. Cliff, are you my grams' boyfriend?
Grams: Jennifer, I don't think...
Mr. Smalls: Yes, I am. I think. Aren't I?
Grams: Yes. Yes, you are.
Jen: Oh, my goodness! Why... did this just slip your mind? Is this something that you just forgot to mention to me?
Jack: Should Clifton and I leave you two alone for a minute? 'Cause we, we can do that.
Jen: Cliff, what do you do?
Grams: Ah. You've got to be kidding.
Mr. Smalls: I teach Geometry at St. Jude's Episcopal on the east side.
Jen: Are you married?
Mr. Smalls: Not currently. I was. She passed away. I'm a widower.
Grams: Alright. Do you approve? May we leave now?
You know, contrary to popular opinion, I may not actually be the devil. - Charlie
Audrey: (to Joey) Okay. So, if you happen to be talking to Pacey and it happens to come up, I slept with 27 people.
Man: Rock and roll!
Audrey: Bite me, will you?
Joey: You can't do these kinds of things halfway. You have to tell him the whole truth and, nothing but the truth.
Audrey: So help me God?
Charlie: What's written all over my face right now?
Joey: Uh. You're thinking that I'm the most attractive and formidable woman you've ever been in the same room with. Though you're terrified of rejection, you like me and you wanna take me out on a proper date.
Charlie: Nope.
Joey: No?
Charlie: Uh-uh. Actually, I was thinking... that I wanna take you into the bathroom and do ungodly things to you.
Joey: What'd you say?
Charlie: Nothing. No. It was a joke. I was... I was joking.
Joey: I'm gonna go check on Dawson.
Charlie: I just blew it, didn't I? (Joey leaves) Oh! Urgh! I am the devil.
Jack: You're sleepy.
Pacey: Yeah. You see the size of the script of this monster? It's gonna take 12 of these things to keep me awake through the movie. Which means I'm probably gonna have to pee quite frequently, which is a great excuse to leave the theater when Charlie starts making out with Audrey.
Jack: Oh. You really have it bad for this girl, don't you?
Pacey: Yeah. Well, I don't know. Maybe. She's just not like any other girl I've ever met before. And she does not care what anybody thinks and I dig that, man, I really do. You know, she's smart, she's funny, she has no idea how beautiful she is, and she's always saying the thing you don't expect, you know? She's constantly surprising me, keep me on my toes... like, for instance, right now, I bet she's standing right behind me, isn't she?
Jack: Yeah.
Joey: Jen.
Jen: Joey.
Joey: Lindley.
Jen: Potter.
Joey: Would it be awkward if I were to ask you a question having to do with boys?
Jen: Probably but do you really care?
Joey: No, not really.
Jen: Okay, neither do I.
Joey: Okay. Um... have you ever had the experience of meeting a guy who was really good-looking and... I don't know, kind of...
Jen: Charming?
Joey: Yes, charming. Very, very charming. And you almost get hypnotized by how charming and good-looking he is but when you penetrate the surface even just a little bit, you find that he’s...
Jen: A moron?
Joey: I was gonna say loser.
Pacey: So I've been thinking...
Audrey: Pacey, before you say anything...
Pacey: Could you shut up for just a second, please? I'm tryin' to tell you what I'm thinkin' here and it's interesting this time.
Audrey: Okay. I'm sorry.
Pacey: Okay. So... I know that you've slept with other men. I knew that you had slept with other men before I started this whole pathetic inquiry. I knew that you had slept with other men before you and I started sleeping together. So, fine, you have slept with other men. I can accept that. Of course, I know deep down in my heart that you didn't enjoy it but that's beside the point. The point is...
Audrey: What's the point?
Pacey: The point is, that I have my fears and my insecurities, but they're mine, not yours. It doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is this. Just this.
Audrey: Just this.
Pacey: Yes. I have totally and completely fallen for you. You move me, Audrey. All over the place.
Oliver: Oh, my God, you did it. You got her back. How did you get her back?
Dawson: I made out with her.
Episode 19 100 Light Years From Home
I don't know, sometimes I think it's better... when we don't get to touch our dreams. - Joey
Pacey: Your parents are wonderful people.
Audrey: Well, I'll tell them you said so.
Pacey: You do that. Do your parents even know who I am?
Audrey: Do your parents know who I am?
Pacey: Nope.
Audrey: Well, neither do mine.
Pacey: I didn't think so.
Joey: What do you want exactly?
Charlie: Nothing really, just... your address.
Joey: No problem. I'm at 359 no-way-in-hell avenue on the corner of get-over-it and main.
Charlie: Just tell me where you are.
Joey: I'm in your dreams, Charlie Todd.
Charlie: See, now, wait a second, that sounded suspiciously like flirting to me.
Joey: Maybe. And this is what a dial tone sounds like.
Pacey: So this is spring break, huh? You know, it's funny, it doesn't really look like the brochures.
Audrey: Hey, I provided the house. You people were supposed to bring on the fun. We could order some pizzas.
Joey: We could rent some movies.
Pacey: Let's play strip poker.
Joey: No.
Jen: No.
Audrey: No.
Pacey: Oh, come on. It's not like I haven't seen you all naked before. Okay, okay, we'll rent movies.
Pacey: So...
Audrey: Don't even bother asking because the answer is no.
Pacey: Really? Didn't make the top five?
Audrey: We were friends. God. What do I look like, the whore of Babylon? Don't answer that question.
Audrey: That's Chris.
Joey: Chris as in...
Audrey: The one. The one who I think of every time In Your Eyes comes on the radio. My perfect high school boyfriend who every other boy gets compared to and who no one's lived up to yet. Yeah, that's him. He's here. Kill me now.
Joey: But lying to him will make it all better.
Audrey: Hey, Mother Theresa, why don't you go take a smoke break and bring back my good friend Joey.
Pacey: I appreciate your offer but I'm here with somebody.
Marion: Um, I don't see her next to you right now.
Pacey: Occasionally, I actually let her mingle with the people. I'm good that way.
(music starts)
Marion: Don't leave. I'll be right back. I have to do something.
(Marion walks away)
Pacey: (to the man standing next to him) Women, right? They just will not take no for an answer. I mean, who is this girl think she is?
Marion: (on stage now) Hello, Miami!
Pacey: Oh, that's who she is.
Pacey: There's more to this whole thing, isn't there?
Audrey: God! What more do you wanna know? Yes, Chris and I dated. Yes, I loved him. He was like... my Dawson, okay? Breaking up with him was like the hardest thing I've ever had to do and every once in a while, I wonder if I made the wrong decision. Is that what you wanted to hear?
Pacey: Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
Because she said, "He's my Dawson." Which is of course, my personal kryptonite. - Pacey
If there's anything that I've learned from history, it's that Dawson is not the past tense of a noun for you ladies. If anything, he is the past, present and future. So what I'm looking for, is a woman who has no soul mate to speak of. No soul mate and smallish feet, that's all I want. - Pacey
The point is... he came all the way here to see you. And he called me--a rather intimidating ex-boyfriend--to find out where you were. That takes guts. - Pacey
I did a terrible thing and... and I wish I've never done it but... it doesn't define me, Joey. It's not all that I am. - Charlie
How am I supposed to fix my life if I don't even know where I went wrong? I just wanna go back. I just want to start over. Why can't I start over? Why? I just want to start over. - Jack
Pacey: Audrey...
Audrey: No! I need to say this.
Pacey: No. Can I... I just...
Audrey: Will you give a girl a minute? I am not so good with this vulnerable thing, okay? Pacey, I want to be your girlfriend, okay? Officially. And exclusively and... un-casually and... I want you to want the same thing but if you don't...
Pacey: I do. I do. And I wanted to tell you that all day.
Audrey: Why didn't you?
Pacey: I guess I was just waiting for my moment.
Audrey: Well, how's right now for you?
Pacey: Right now's looking pretty good. Audrey... will you be my girlfriend?
Audrey: I would love to.
Pacey: Look, Dawson, if you're here because you think that you and Joey are... whatever you're thinkin'. This is a bad idea.
Dawson: You know, Pace, I'm... I'm... no sleep and about 26 hours worth of driving.
Pacey: I'm serious. You gotta give that thing up. That thing that you guys do to each other, the heroes of bad timing, you have got to give that up. It's over.
Dawson: No, it's not.
Pacey: Oh, come on, Dawson. How many times are you gonna do this yourself? How many times are you gonna keep on coming back?
Dawson: Until there's nothing to come back for, I guess.
Pacey: Suppose I was to tell you there's nothing right now.
Dawson: Believe me, Pace, sometimes I wish that was the case. But it's not. I can feel it. I know you don't believe in any of this and that's fine. You're the cynic, I'm the idealist. It's how we work, I guess. But, when I feel something this strong pulling me... I have to act on it. It’s... the only thing I know how to do. So you're just gonna tell me where she is?
Pacey: She's with Charlie, Dawson.
Episode 20 Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)
Joey: At this point, all I really know about you and your childhood is that... you used to play with Barbie dolls.
Charlie: Okay, it wasn't a doll. Alright, it was m... okay. So maybe it was. Barbie looks really hot naked.
Joey: Charlie, don't they have classes at Boston Bay?
Charlie: Well, yeah, sure, but no one goes to 'em.
Audrey: Oh! Charlie? Charlie Todd? The boy who break your heart and then start in on your sister?
Joey: Yes, the roguishly handsome bad boy we've grown to know and love. Gone. Vanished.
Audrey: Elvis has left the building.
So, chill out! I'm sure you're just overreacting a little. Besides, it sounds like the worst thing that could happen is that you hurt his feelings a little bit. Wow! Bonus! Who knew that Charlie Todd had any feelings? - Audrey
Alex: Now, as manager of this location, I'll be instituting a lot of changes. Not only in policy, but also in staff. Invariably, some of you will be let go.
Pacey: Some of us?
Alex: Yeah, I'm sorry, but have you been elected to speak for the entire staff?
Pacey: Oh, no. I apologize. I didn't realize that we had to be allowed to speak.
Joey: It's official. I'm a horrible person.
Audrey: You are so not a horrible person!
Joey: I am. I'm the worst kind of person because I suck these boys into my web and then I... make them give up their dreams until they're left... sad and dreamless and living in Boston.
Audrey: Yeah, well, what about you? What about your dreams?
Joey: I have my dream. This is it.
Audrey: Oh. You need to dream bigger.
Joey: Well, how do I go about breaking one's heart?
Audrey: Oh, puh-lease! Like you've never done it before.
Hey! Silence! Nobody cares what you have to say! This is between me and Bambi eyes over here! - Audrey
Charlie: Okay, I think that one right there needs medication.
Pacey: I think you'd find that they're both a little crazy.
Charlie: Okay, look, I have to say, I really don't get you guys. Moreover, is this some sort of elaborate private joke?
Pacey: Oh, yes. It's elaborate. And it's private. It's just the joke part that I'm not too sure about.
Okay, it is official. You are the queen of negativity. There'll be a crowning ceremony later in the day. - Audrey
Episode 21 After Hours
Jack: Thanks but I think it's okay to get back to Grams'. She and Mr. Smalls have to be done practicing choir by now.
Pacey: You don't really believe that they asked you to leave so that they could rehearse Jesus Loves Me in private, do you?
Jack: Please. Just don't try and take that... that myth away from me, alright? There are some things that, uh, we just don't need to know about.
Amy: What kind of a man sucks a Jordan Almond?
Dawson: You're telling me you walked out on a date because you didn't like the way the guy ate his candy?
Amy: You didn't hear the noise he was making. Oh and when we parked, car cover.
Audrey: Did she hit on you?
Pacey: No and now you're being kind of ridiculous.
Audrey: Your pulse jumped.
Pacey: Because you're making me nervous.
Audrey: Your pulse is racing. You are afraid of something.
Pacey: You have your fingers to my jugular! I'm afraid of dying!
Audrey: I think he could be cheating on me.
Joey: Who?
Audrey: Carlos, the dorm security guard. Who do you think? Pacey.
Joey: Pacey doesn't cheat.
She's the affair type. Those Donna Karan business suits don't fool me. She is a femme fatale with an MBA in how to take your man away. - Audrey
Audrey: Have you ever heard of the expression, "keep your enemies close?"
Joey: Have you ever heard the expression, "you need to be medicated?"
Grams: Oh, Jack. Where have you been?
Jack: Oh. The Worthington library. It turns out this stuff is even beyond the academic ability of Joey Potter. I'm telling you, if that isn't a sign to throw in the towel, I don't know what is.
Pacey: Nothing happened!
Audrey: You kissed her, Pacey!
Pacey: She kissed me!
Audrey: Oh, well, that makes me feel so much better!
Pacey: And it didn't mean anything!
Audrey: Which, the hug or the kiss?
Pacey: Neither.
Audrey: It meant your arms around her body. It meant her tongue in your throat.
Pacey: Well, for what it's worth, it was her tongue in my...
Audrey: Ah! I don't wanna hear about this!
Pacey: Okay! Sorry! Stop!
Episode 22 The Abby
I want you to listen and listen closely. If you're gonna behave like a toddler whenever you're around me and you're gonna insist on testing my limits, you'd better be prepared to reap the whirlwind. 'Cause we will tangle ass and you will lose. And in the process, I will make your life so extraordinarily unpleasant that you will rue the day that God created woman. - Alex
Jen: Have you ever actually been inside of a youth hostel?
Jack: No. You?
Jen: No, but I can imagine. Bathroom so disgusting you're afraid to venture into the stall, mattresses so lumpy it's like sleeping on a model of the Himalayas. There's nowhere to do laundry. There's no privacy. It's... it's hell.
Jen: (to Jack) Hey, don't kill my buzz.
Grams: I'm afraid your buzz may be doomed already.
Jen: Porque?
Grams: I just got off the phone with Helen and Theodore.
Jack: Hmm?
Jen: Parents. What? What did they say?
Grams: It... it seems they've purchased a house in East Hampton. It's on the beach where you spent summers when you were growing up.
Jen: And?
Grams: They would really like you to spend the summer... with them.
Jen: Well, I guess the sky is falling.
Pacey: Ooh! Sorry for the delay, folks. But we're all right.
Alex: You slimy little cockroach.
Pacey: Hard to believe she graduated first from her class in charm school, right?
Mr. Devaney: What is going on here?
Pacey: You, sir, are witnessing a coup d'etat.
Come on, Pacey! You know what, I'm a little disappointed in you. I mean, I really thought you were untouchable. I thought you were shock-proof. - Alex
If your parents have truly found a way to love you, this won't be their last opportunity to prove it. - Grams
Episode 23 Swan Song
Audrey: But know that when we meet again and we will, I hope you're not the same dull, bookish prude that I met at the beginning of the year. Because it took me months to crack you and I just don't know if I have the energy to do it again.
Joey: Well, I will try not to undo all of your hard work.
Audrey: Thank you.
Believe me, Jo, I have tried so many times, I am this close to breaking some sort of anti-stalking law. - Pacey
Jack: What is up, slut?
Jen: Hmm, not much, big homo!
Jack: Got this for you.
Jen: Moby Dick?
Jack: Yeah. Yeah, it's a long flight. I figured you'd need something to read.
Jen: But I like to chat.
Jack: I know. And I like to sleep. Hence the over-sized volume you now hold in your hands.
And besides, if I know you two, there are things to be said, bitter sweetness to be had, things requiring... alone time and nature and whatnot. - Audrey
Dawson: There was a moment. It's Lily's birthday party and I opened your gift, that book of sketches? And I just sat there looking at this incredible... reflection of who you are and... I just realized I hate it when you're not around.
Joey: Dawson, how do you know that I'm not just this security blanket for you? You know, something that you'll keep coming back to whenever the world gets scary?
Joey: You know what, Pace? And don't take this the wrong way but... well, despite your pension for sugar-coated cereals and Saturday morning cartoons, you may be the most adult person I know. You never look back, do you?
Pacey: Why would you look back? The future's out there. And whatever it is, it's gonna be great.
Audrey, it's me. Look, um, I... I don't know if you can hear me right now but if you can, please don't get on that plane. Please? Or you know what, if you do get on the plane, that's fine, because all you're gonna do is make me drive across country and hang out in front of your parents' Beverly Hills mansion until you'll talk to me. Because I have to tell you that I am really truly sorry for everything and I'm sorry that I wasn't completely truthful with you. And I'm sorry for my predilection for the company of older women. It's just that... this has been a really strange year for me, Audrey. 'Cause while the rest of you guys were off to and the whole college thing, I was just doin' my best to stay afloat. And believe me, nobody's handin' out road maps for the road less traveled. You just kinda gotta get on and start drivin'. But ultimately, the only thing that I wanna take away from this year and the only thing that I'm gonna remember is you. Because you are amazing, Audrey. And you came along at a time when I thought all the big loves of my life were behind me and you just rocked my world. And I know that you and I don't actually even know each other that well yet but... I'm sure that I could live without you, I'm just not sure that I want to, Audrey. So... that's it, uh, that's it. That's my pitch. So peace out, everybody. Free the West Memphis Three. - Pacey
Audrey: Hey, dickhead! So now what?
Pacey: Now we drive to California, stopping only for food and sex.
Audrey: What about the world's biggest ball of yarn? Can't we stop for that?
Pacey: Whatever you wanna do, baby.
Audrey: And... what if some sexy... old broad hits on you along the way?
Pacey: I kick her to the curb.
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