Top 10 reasons why you shouldn't waste your time greeting me on V-Day

1. I don't give a damn about Valentine's Day.
2. I find it corny.
3. I find the sight of flower-carrying girls out on the streets hilarious.
4. I believe, along with many others, that it's just an excuse for over-the-top commercialism designed to rob you of your hard-earned money.
5. It's not even a national holiday so why bother?
6. Bows and arrows are for archers not cupids.
7. It's Kris Aquino's birthday and our TV will once again be full of "Happy Birthday, Kris!" all weekend long.
8. It takes away the Chinese New Year out of February, or at least the red part of it.
9. Twelve years ago I agreed to watch Titanic with a dear friend on the condition that we go days, even a week after V-Day. He died in a car accident two days before the weekend we were supposed to go see Jack and Rose.
10. I think reasons number 1 and 9 pretty much scream I DON'T HEART V-DAY.